I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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