so explain again why im purple
no
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Randomize
