i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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