I feel like I'm in dance class right now
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
whose ass print is on the piano?
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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