ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
