How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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