omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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