I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
this will be a night to untag.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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