we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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