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Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
After last night, I could never be a politician.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
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NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I would fuck him just for his dog
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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