going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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