I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
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