No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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