Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
