Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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