So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Randomize
