i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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