The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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