you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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