how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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