508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
zippers are such a cool invention
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
Randomize
