Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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