Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
it's like iHOP with fire
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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