Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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