Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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