Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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