We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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