wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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