how can u be prego again
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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