ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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