im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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