i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
My Sexting was not on an AP level
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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