Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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