Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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