Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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