just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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