1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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