no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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