I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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