i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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