Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
he shaved USA in his pubs
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
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