# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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