Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I just found a bag of teeth...
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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