You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Randomize
