Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
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