Where is the hickey?
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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