i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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