And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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