She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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