Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
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